Wasabi dad

I don't do it all that often, but every time I read Laid-Off Dad, my day jiggles a little more. This following piece -- here reproduced in its entirety -- had me spitting Diet Coke through my nose at work: Culinary revelation of the day If you dip a wasabi rice cracker in wasabi mayonnaise, pop it in your mouth, and chase it with a handful of wasabi peas, you can see through time. ..