"I'm afraid I don't have a Lama on my org chart."

A few days ago, I wrote that, without irony, in a serious corporate email.   Forty-eight hours later, I had a Lama on my org chart. Job title: Spiritual Advisor. True story. This has now topped, in the ridiculous stakes, that time a few years back when I managed doctors.  Yeah: me, I supervise a Buddhist Lama.   Capitalism takes some strange turns.