God's love of silly stories

A few things from Simple Space Annex (which is not safe for work). God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. - Ralph Steadman There’s no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow. - Fay Weldon First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. - Alan Dean Foster No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven’t done. - Thomas Nash Patience is a tree with bitter roots that bears sweet fruit. - Chinese proverb You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself. - Carol Burnett Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard