Rejecting Miss Daisy

Overheard, tonight, at PostcardsFromHome HQ, upon receipt of the news that Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant: Flame-Haired Angel: Oh my god! Who would fuck that? White Boy: [instantly, inexplicably, silently fascinated with a toothbrush] FHA: You wouldn't fuck her, would you? White Boy: Um, she's not really my type, but what are my options? FHA: None. White Boy: Uh, either Anna Nicole Smith or no sex at all? FHA: Yeah. Would you? White Boy: Honey, in your years on planet earth, what have you learned about men? FHA: Okay, what if your alternative was Daisy the Cow? White Boy: It's either her or opt out of my species? Um... ..